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[graveflowers]

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for stiles

[graveflowers]

[ from here ]

[ he is the cutest. ] Do you know Spanish, because if you know the actual plot while we are making up a plot, my enjoyment will be greatly diminished.

[killingtodeath]

Do I look like Dora? Pretty sure I'd be lucky to ask where the bathroom is without accidentally selling my kidney.

[graveflowers]

Dónde está... el baño. I think? La, el, le... something like that.

[killingtodeath]

Maybe that's where ole comes in. Moral of the story- no, I'm not going to cheat and know the real plots. Where's the fun in that?!

[graveflowers]

I don't know, you could be a secret fun killer. Death to fun and all that. [ a beat. ] Unless it's clowns because those don't deserve to live.

[killingtodeath]

I am definitely not a fun killer. I know a fun killer. His name is Derek. King of all fun killers, actually.

[graveflowers]

Does he have a crown or is that too much fun?

[killingtodeath]

He has perpetual five o clock shadow. Which is sort of like a crown but for his chiseled jawline instead.

[graveflowers]

You're making him sound very attractive to me and I'm guessing that's not... your point. [ STOIC IS HER TYPE. ]

[killingtodeath]

No, not really. Fun killing isn't attractive, Vi. First degree fun murder.

[graveflowers]

You never met my husband, did you? [ she smirks a little. ] He didn't exactly come off as fun most of the time.

[killingtodeath]

[The dead husband he just found out about? No he hasn't met that guy. To his credit, Stiles doesn't look too uncomfortable.]

Trust me- you're too good for that guy. Besides, if you start hangin out with fun killers, who will I watch telenovelas with?

[Oh look they made it to the room.]

[graveflowers]

I can do both. Don't underestimate my ability to multitask. I can watch tv, talk on the phone, play a game and hit Finnick all at the same time.

[killingtodeath]

Wait Finnick? [Have they talked about Finick yet? Whatever. At some point i rolled a really high pop culture check for stiles knowing Finnick. He's a big fan okay.]

You know Finnick Odair??

[graveflowers]

Um... yeah, he's my best friend. [ holy shit this is some fangirling going on. ]

[killingtodeath]

Whoa. [A little bit starstruck okay. THATS ALL.]]

I've never met a famous person. Or even the friend of a famous person.

[graveflowers]

It's not that exciting, trust me. It's kind of filled with death and deathiness. [ #failboat ] Surprising amount of spiders.

[killingtodeath]

I think that's more a knight thing and less a famous guy thing.

[graveflowers]

Probably. [ she shrugs. life is cray. she's pretty sure it would be cray if finnick weren't famous. ]

[killingtodeath]

[Stiles grabs the remote to put on those spanish soap operas they came in here for in the first place.]

So do you think she's mad at him because he slept with her sister or because he foiled her plan to kill her mother.