sample sample sample, i will certainly take that tiny hot dog, thank you.

[graveflowers]

Look, I dunno, I'm just saying, if I'm going to die I think it would be cool to die in the middle of eating a cupcake.

[Violet looked over at her companion with a shrug, smoothing down the fletching on the arrow she was fixing. She really couldn't find a flaw in this plan of hers, but even so, she elaborated, just in case they wanted more information to work with before they picked it apart. 'cause she was a real sweetheart like that, when contemplating her preferred method of dispatch.]

It's not like it's going to put you off cupcakes for the rest of your life, since hey, kind of dead, but just imagine if your last thought was: shit son, this cupcake is the best cupcake I've ever had the pleasure of consuming. I could die happy right now. And then boom. Success.

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[graveflowers]

We sound like an ad for a proctologist, whatever they actually do. ...wait, no, not that. Some other doctor that is not that.

...organic hetero life mates.

[allmydreams]

That sounds much less serial-killer-ish.

[graveflowers]

Yeeeeeah. Unless, I mean, if you ever go serial killer, I've got your back. But yeah, let's not do that.

[allmydreams]

I think I'll pass on serial killer. Blood is a bitch to get out of your clothes.

[graveflowers]

Felicity? It's thoughts like that that make me love you. You, my sweet woman, have got your priorities so straight.

[allmydreams]

Thank you. Usually when I say things like that people look at me like I actually am a serial killer.

[graveflowers]

Well, I know your soul. [Shruuuuuuuuuuug.]

[allmydreams]

You do. I don't know what I would do without you.

[graveflowers]

Die alone and friendless. But so would I, so it's a symbiotic relationship.

[allmydreams]

One does not survive without the other.